Add ons:

Talk to me! On a phone call.

We can chat about whatever your heart desires.

If you need to rant, tell me your bad jokes,

or simply just have a nice conversation with a great listener...

— $15 / 5 minutes

 — $25 / 10 minutes

— $35 / 15 minutes

— $50 / 20 minutes

— $75 / 30 minutes

It's my pleasure to offer three entirely varied

tiers of texting to those who'd like to

spice up their daily life during isolation/social distancing. Isolation doesn’t have to be boring...

let's keep it interesting!

First Tier:

If you'd love to share something

light and conversational,

nothing risqué

— $100 (1 day)


Second Tier:

If you’re aching for something

slightly more risqué,

along the lines of some sexting

and flirting

— $ 250 (1 day)


Third Tier:

If you’re desirous of something

more risqué, stimulating and fun...

sexting, flirting with the addition

of sending sexy selfies

I’ve taken in both the past and present! 

— $500 (1 day)

Send Payment to

I accept E-transfer via Canadian online banking, and Amazon Gift Cards for United States residents without Canadian bank accounts.


After payment is received,

 my private phone number is relayed via email.